Dog Pound..

There were 3 dogs in a cage at a dog pound and they were discussing why
they were in there. One dog said that he was being put to sleep beacause
he drank out of the toilet. Another dog was being put to sleep beacause he
tore up the newspaper. The third dog said he was in there because his
owner dropped her towel and went to pick it up and he couldn't resist and
started humping her. The other dogs said that they understood why he was
being put to sleep. But the dog said, "I'm not being put to sleep, I'm
getting my nails trimmed!"